Hollywood movie's title in Minangkabau language

For me, this is the funniest joke i ever read in my Inbox. Thanks to unknown people who make the list  :D

1. Lord Of The Ring — Juragan batu cincin
   
2. Dumb and Dumber — Pakak jo sabana Pandia..
   
3. Die Hard — Payah matinyo
   
4. Die Hard II — Alun Juo Mati Lai…?
   
5. Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Ondeh Mandeh.. ndak juo mati mati doh…?
   
6. You've got Mail — Ado surek tuh ha…
   
7. Paycheck — Pitih Gaji
   
8. Enemy at the Gates — Lah tibo lawan di pintu…
   
9. Independence Day — Hari Rayo
   
10. The Day After Tomorrow — bisuak-bisuak
    
11. Die Another Day — Ndak kini matinyo..?
    
12. There is Something About Marry — Manga si Merry yo..?
    
13. Silence of the Lamb — Kambiang pangambok
    
14. The Italian Job — Karajo maliang
    
15. All The Pretty Horses — Kudonyo rancak-rancak
    
16. Planet of the Apes — Planet Siamang
    
17. Gone in Sixty Seconds — Barangkek lah capek
    
18. Original Sin — Sabana-bana doso…
    
19. Remember the Titans — Lai Takana jo si Titan
    
20. Mummy Returns — Lah Baliak si One tadi..?
    
21. Crash — Balago kambiang
    
22. Copycat — Kopi Kuciang
    
23. Seabiscuit — Makan Biskuit di Lauik
    
24. Bad Boys — Anak Kalera
    
25. Sleepless in Seattle — Mangantuak..
    
26. Lost in Space — Ilang di awang awang
    
27. Brokeback Mountain — Gunuang patah tulang
    
28. lCheaper by Dozens — Bali salusin tambah murah..
    
29. Freddy vs Jason — Bacakak
    
30. Just in Heaven — Lah di Surgo
    
31. Air Bud — aia si Budi
    
32. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Baa caronyo manyipak urang..
    
33. Batman Forever — Kalalauang
    
34. Deep Impact — Taraso dalamnyo
    
35. Million Dollar Baby — Anak Rangkayo
    
36. Blackhawk Down — Buruang itam si Don
    
37. Saving Private Ryan — Mahagia les ka si Ryan
    

My 7 best inspiration source

Each of us has different resource/way to get an idea. Here I make list for my best inspiration source. 

1. Water closed (WC)/toilet. 

    When shit out of my body I feel a good thing come to fill in. This place often gave me an idea. 

2. Reading 
    Reading opens my mind. And it’s just like I open a door in my head and give an easy way for idea to come inside. 

3. Walking/Traveling 
    If reading didn't give me an idea, I start walking/traveling. When walking/traveling I saw many thing, and one of them could give me an idea. 

4. Chat 
    Chatting with inspirational person usually inspire me. 

5. Listen music 
    If till last four I am still stuck, I think my soul and brain to stress, I need to relax it. Listen to my favorite music make me fell comfort. Idea love a relax soul and cool head. 

6. Eat 
    Still stuck... Hmm...m I need to eat some thing and feel it like I eat my problem. The problem is nothing; it is as easy as I eat it, yummy. 

7. Sleep 
    Ok... I still don't have an idea. In this step I know I am to tire to think, I need to sleep. Usually, ideas love a fresh mind.